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She Took Me to the Bahn [Mi] Shop

There’s this specialty restaurant on SMU Blvd, this teensy place where Mel’s been dying to get her snack on. Tonight, we decided to order out, and we’re pretty glad we did!

5629 SMU Blvd., Dallas.
214-890-9776.
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You may be wondering why there are no pictures (Never Fret – I included some mouth-watering ones from their site)….well, let me tell you – we ate way too damn fast!
There was no time for pictures.

Here’s the breakdown:

We ordered:
#1 Grilled Steak Bahn Mi – This lovely selection, grilled to perfection! That rhymed. The beau scarfed it down and licked his fingers, to boot! The steak was soft and succulent. A nummy treat!
#2 Pork Meatball Bahn Mo
BS-Menu-11Mel lurved her sammich! The meatballs were not anything like those found in traditional Vietnamese Pho, which is what I feared. They’re thick, tough to eat, and usually have an innocuous mixture of spices that just land in the vicinity of too damn peppery. Ugh. thankfully, this bahn mi’s meatballs were more like flavorful pork patties; crunchy, slightly sweet, with a deep smokey flavor that added to the over-all mouth-watering taste.

#4 Coconut Chicken Bahn Mi
This was the sandwich I chose, after having asked the (very nice & quite patient ) waiter what the most popular dishes were. He said this was the second most-beloved sandwich choice. Which now, after having eaten an entire one, begs the question – What the hell for?

I am so disappointed in this order. The chicken was bland, the bahn mi was wrapped in all-too-much mint, and there was truly nothing amazing about this sandwich.

We also ordered the Vietnamese street corn and summer rolls.
The corn was delicious! The nouc mam they mix in with the coconut milk is a pleasant change from the Dallas standard Mexican street corn. I say this with all my corazon this corn is buenisimo! Though I still experience a significant amount of mouth-drooling at a few of our fave Dallas Mexican restaurantes, this shop is a pleasant change on a great snack for the beau and I.


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Here’s a warning though – stay the hell away from the SUMMER ROLLS! They’re gross. Too much mint, no added protein, and not a hint of flavor in the wrapping. Both Mel and Angel agreed that these tiny packages were disgusting. Don’t let the picture fool you, loves!

What the three of us decided – these Bahn Mi sandwiches are wrapped in an insane amount of bread. Yes, I get that bread is a cheaper commodity upon which you can stuff your customers full of – but why skimp on flavor?
Let’s do better about this, YUM! foods (they own this place, along with Taco Bell & Pizza Hut). I’m pleased to say that, had I not researched the restaurant, I wouldn’t have figured it for a fast food place. It is reminiscent of a mom&pop establishment, with great personality and an awesome down-home vibe from the staff. The shop was clean, cozy, and adorable.

Stop in at this yummy place THIS week! 
We may run by for a quick corn cup and the drunken noodles…the next dish I so desperately need to taste.

Have a delicious week!

Much love,
CerebellumChef

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Shaking Off Stress

That’s right – I’m back bitches!

Here we are, 7 weeks into the semester…wondering, where the heck did the time go? Week 8 starts tomorrow, and I feel like this weekend didn’t even happen. I spent all day Saturday hacking up a lung, crumpled up into a ball, wishing for sweet, sweet death.

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Thankfully, it didn’t come.
Whew.
Sunday has proven a better health day. A breathe-easier, even though your lungs are on fire, kind of day. Honestly, I don’t have much to complain about. I’m sick. Boo. Despite all the crazy crap going on this semester, life is damn good. Aside from tomorrow being Monday, all is awesome!

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My students are fantastic, my volleyball team nailed their first WIN, and the robotics team is programming like there’s no tomorrow! If there was no paperwork, I’d honestly teach for the rest of my life.
Since there is, I’ve started business school and am applying to law school.
Can you give me a WHUT, WHUT?

As I’ve finally gotten things squared-up and kicked my stress to the curb – I can get back to all things bloggy! The beau and I have been to three new restaurants, and have planned to visit three more! Bahahah! Foodles are always amazing! [Ok, not always…]

I’ve got to work on lesson plans now. Grrr…

Have a kick-ass week, my lovelies!
Get ready for a tasty recipe this week.

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Much love,
CerebellumChef

 

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Grub – Winningest Shakes & Burgers

There’s this burger spot in what feels like the most awkward spot to park a restaurant along Greenville avenue.
When there are so many places to choose from along Dallas’ much-loved, mostly drunk-upon, street – why choose Grub?

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Let me shed some light on why you’re eating at the wrong burger place.

You see, Grub’s located across the way from Desperado’s, Kosta’s Cafe, Rusty Taco, Start, and the soon to be nighttime Starbucks (which I will surely frequent). Grub has some serious food competition nearby, but nothing like their menu.
Burgers, shakes, and scary-ass ghost peppers…just a few of this couple’s favorite things.
Well, why lie – I wouldn’t eat a ghost pepper for anything less than one million dollars, but the beau sure does love the heat challenge. So do my two marine brothers, for that matter.
Just before David left for boot camp, we took him to Grub, thankfully – this establishment did not disappoint.

Now, you’re hearing this from a deeply proud Texan, who loves texas toast and Whataburger, but let me say this…Grub does it right, for the most part.

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Luau Fries
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Cheesy goodness

We started out with the luau fries and crawfish pistolettes. The latter were a bit too grainy for my liking. The bread was slightly undercooked, but the Mississippi Comebac Sauce – smooch! That tastiness should be on everything.
The luau fries have to be one of the most amazing pieces of fry art I have ever had the pleasure of eating. They have just the right amount of smoke on the pork, deep-fried to the perfect crunchiness, and slathered in more barbeque sauce than I should probably eat in one sitting (or seven).

The burgers were pretty great. They’re grilled just the way you like it, and the chef didn’t miss. I chose to faceplant into the Guacapotle, but was seriously bummed by their guac. My burger was cooked to perfection, then quickly ruined by the murdered-by-lemon guacamole.

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The fries were phe-NOM-inal!

The boys were much braver and decided on the Ghost Burger.
At first, everything seemed ok – then things took a turn for crazy-funny.
Add this to the “oh shit” list for Marines.

 

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The Beau’s face when the burgers arrived

 

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David was in the process of trying to make-weight for his ship date, so he shared a burger with my big guy.
A few bites later, the spice kicked in…and so did his reality of a spicy death for his taste buds.

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He tried to drink some water, but that didn’t help him at all.
We ordered a shake for him, but while we waited – all he could do was…laugh.
You should know that the milkshakes are so damn goooood. Thick, creamy, and the type that goes straight to your ass, but you just don’t care. Yep, that freaking good.

 

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Really, this boy must have laughed for a good five minutes. I’m pretty sure that’s how he got through boot camp too.
He laughed, and dreamt of this “amazing burger.” He loved it. I loved watching him laugh.
Crazy kid.

This restaurant is one of our favorites. Stop in for a meal and you’ll see why!

Cheers,
CerebellumChef

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Chiles Rellenos: Burning Down the House

Jus the right amount of capsacein cheese, eh?
Just the right amount of capsaicin cheese, eh? [Credit]
Chile – you may know it as a country or the little devil peppers that intimidate tomatoes in a mean salsa.
Last week, the beau happened across a coworker eating Chiles Rellenos, stuffed peppers, and decided I must make them for him. Talk about hellacious!

I’d never made chiles rellenos, mostly because once you fry a pepper, the wonderful crunchiness gets blown away. The chewy, damn near rubberized mess, kind of grosses me out.
Should I keep down-selling peppers?

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The pruny-esque poblano can hold a wallop, especially if boiled and softened first. Don’t let their light weight deceive you!

I lurve the spicy, earthy flavor a pepper delivers, but I prefer them freshly diced and in some pico!

Despite all my raw emotions for this particular ingredient, I refused to go belly up on this one!
I busted out the KitchenAid stand mixer to whip the egg whites until a hard peak formed, but make sure you do this last. You don’t want the egg whites to sit too long and get goopy. [Tidbit to you – don’t forget to use the whisk. I used the paddle attachment for about two minutes, and then realized I’m a dummy.]

Next, I sliced open the poblanos.
NOTE: If you prefer the mushy goodness that most of the Latino/a population devour, then you’ll want to soften the skins by boiling them for about 2 minutes or grilling them on a hot skillet/griddle until the skin starts to blacken.
Don’t fret – you’re not going to eat the pepper covering in this scenario, so it can get charred. It’ll make the removal process easier. I highly recommend letting them cool for about 15 minutes (or until you can comfortably handle them without burning yourself) and use cool water to help you peel them.

Out came the ground beef,Sazón, salt, pepper, chicken stock, Worcestershire sauce and A1. Mix well and brown.
Toss in a can of  mixed vegetable and voila! Your stuffing is done!

It’s time to STUFF the peppers!

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Gently spoon a couple of pinches of Monterey Jack [or whatever cheesy deliciousness suits you] cheese into each pepper. [I hope I don’t have to tell you that these peppers, and any other fruits/veggies you prepare must be washed and, if you wish, dried before consumption.]
Be careful! You don’t want to rip open the pepper.

You need the pepper to close at the seam. Spoon the filling into each pepper.
Coat the engorged poblano into egg yolks.
Dredge the pepper in a thin coat of flour.
Dip the pepper into the egg whites.

Now you’re ready to FRY the pepper.
Hand to the scientific food genies, frying foods is not my forte.
I’m pretty terrible at it, so – for this part of the process – I grabbed the beau to play his part in my kitchen.

This is where my PSA comes in:

USE TONGS! We nearly set the kitchen on fire. We actually started a small grease fire when the poblano took his fate in its own hands and leapt into the vat of oil. The grease popped out, the flames went up, and the beau – never lost his cool. The flame went out quickly and the frying continued. He got better as we went, slowly lowering the peppers into the oil with the tongs – versus laying them down in the oil by the stem. The latter process is highly unreliable.
We fried the peppers for roughly 3 minutes and then pulled them out to cool on a paper towel covered dish.

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I forgot to put the pinto beans in the crock pot this morning, making this a one side-dish show.
Unfortunately, rice’s partner in crime did not make an appearance tonight.

Instead, I diced up a quick salsa with my Ninja chopper. Chips and salsa? Always a winner!

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These were just the right amount of veggie to beef, and with a wonderful crunch.
No wilted peppers here, ladies and gents.

Just delish! Try them for yourself.

Much love,
CerebellumChef

 

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Coffee & Donuts

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We recently took a road trip to Austin. On our way down from Dallas, we sadly waved as we passed Baylor around 11pm, much too late to stop at Common Grounds. CG was closed, leaving me heart-broken. Any chance I have to stop on campus is a welcome experience. It’s like coming home; not stopping for a quick-sip was a bummer. [We made the time to stop on our way back to Dallas. Mmmm! Large Iced Bear Blend Cowboy…just like heaven.]

No reason to be down for long though, because I was promised Texas’ Best Donuts. Now, I’ve got to be the judge of this. Let’s be real here – who determines this donut tasting deliciousness? Honestly, I wouldn’t mind that job.

Back to these fried noms…

My Aunt & Uncle told me that Round Rock Donuts was a seriously rockin’ establishment.

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I didn’t know what I was in for until I drove up to the mom and pop place. The parking lot was swarming with sugar junkies and  we managed to wrangle the last available parking spot. Don’t even get me started on the drive-thru line. [20 cars deep – I figure if I’m going to overhaul on the calories, I can at least walk to get them.]

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Sleep-deprivation + Texas humidity = a not so cute look.

The line inside was not nearly as daunting. Not much stood between us and the guilty-pleasure of fried dough.

I’m a bit of a purist, so I ordered one donut and a dozen donut holes. The boys knew their faves already, so they left with 4 blueberry cake donuts and 2 apple fritters – plus personal milk pints, of course.

Take a look at these yellow beauties!

That’s right – I said yellow!

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The donut gurus at Round Rock have made their donuts in this signature color since way back in the day. They’ve turned heads since 1926 and have made a multitude of headlines. These sweet treats are pretty tasty, but they’re lacking a je ne sais quoi. These little bits of Round Rock’s pride and joy are good, no one can doubt this, however – there’s no oomph.

I’m hoping a change-up will come up soon. A scrumptious batch of doughiness. Can’t you just taste it?

Quit slobbering.
Get out there and get some donuts!

 

Much love,
CerebellumChef

 

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If you find yourself in Waco, make some time to grab some awesome coffee!
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BBQ Bliss

Summer vacation is almost up, which means I have realized just how out of shape I’ve gotten.
Volleyball practice started this week, which also coincides with my foray into coaching a high school sport.
Let’s just say, it’s been a challenging week!

I’ve worked out every single day and come home to work on class curriculum, volleyball workout routines, and map out my upcoming schedule. Part of this organization means I need to figure out just when the beau, friends, and I will be heading out to continue our 52 week, 52 restaurant challenge.

One of the restaurants we visited recently was the Pecan Lodge – why it only has 3.5 stars on YELP is beyond me.
Sure, their greens were too salty, and the wait time was ludicrous, but overall – this BBQ is all kinds of Texas food sexy.
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They slow roast their meat, and it tastes like love…only, better!
You have a few selections, which makes choosing your meal while dealing with the gut-pleasing smell from the slow seduction of the smoke pits winding their way through your nostrils all the more distracting.
We chose several kinds of meat: the brisket, beef rib, pork ribs, and fried chicken.

The dishes we selected came with one or two sides.
I had a hankerin’ for the bacon-infused, bacon crumbled, macaroni and cheese.
It’s thick and creamy, bacon-blessed, but a bit too salty for my taste.

Jules ordered the greens, which were seriously lacking in flavor and down-home taste. These need fixin’, but do have some potential. I’ve got a friend who can fix these up for you guys, just let me know!

The beau chose the fried okra, which he’s discovered – is far from his favorite fried side. He also snagged the coleslaw, which he LURVED! It was sweet, tangy, crunchy and cold! Perfect for a Texas summer lunch. [Believe it or not, some restaurants serve coleslaw room temperature or warmer. Talk about disgusting!]
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I can’t forget to tell you about the fried rib!
Holy mother of all things delicious.
When you visit this tasty establishment, you have to order one of these beauties.
Just one, lest you begin questioning the reliability of your taste buds and whether you’ve been missing out on other wonderful flavors in your lifetime.

My guess is these ribs are dredged in a spiced-with-wonderful-yumminess before being double fried to a scrumptious crisp. Pecan Lodge, you must let me visit your kitchen! This delectable treat was shared among the three of us, and it was fall-off-the-bone tender. We also happened to have ordered the last one of the day!

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Dino-sized and packing a flavorful punch!

 

That’s right – they can run OUT of BBQ!
We arrived around 11:15am, and the line was already a winding, 50 people deep.
You can skip ahead if you’re going to order an obscene week’s worth of deliciousness.
In my humble opinion, it’s totally worth it! The beau and I will shamelessly visit again, and skip ahead to devour these goodies ASAP.

Dining here is a Dallas fave. It’s one of our new bbq loves, and boy – what an affair we will have.
The Pecan Lodge delivers finger-licking, fight-me-for-the-last-bite, sweet and smoky tenderness that begs the question – why the hell don’t you all serve sweet tea?

Honestly, not serving such a BBQ staple [especially in the South] is just plain wrong. Get this on your menu, pronto!
We loved this place.
How could we not, when it left the beau looking like this:

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Superb tastiness in nearly every dish, but seriously – work on the sweet tea, guys.

We will visit you soon!

 

Much love,
CerebellumChef

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Family Time: When Monsters Visit

The not-so little mini monsters came to visit last week!
We had a pretty packed, fun-filled experience.
It was my duty to wear them OUT, before getting them back to their mom & pop, my loving Aunt and Uncle.

First night, we spent in. That meant, we were going to have a cooking adventure!
So what did we decide on? A FISH FRY!

 

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Tilapia, fried in Vegetable Oil
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Goofiness runs in the fam[ILY]
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It took us about 2 seconds the realize the FISH were missing

 

Everything was scrumptious.
Here’s a helpful tip for those of you who love corn on the cob! Bring a pot of water to a rolling boil. DO NOT SALT the water. Add half or whole (whichever fits in your pot) corn cobs into the pot and boil them for 4-5 minutes. Take them out and let them cool for a few minutes before devouring chomping down eating like a proper young lady. 🙂
I like my corn with a bit of butter and a light sprinkle of salt.

 

This fish-ganza was just the first of many adventures for the boys and I.
We went to the Frontiers of Flight Museum in Dallas and experienced the rich history of our short, human aviation experience.

He's decided First Class is where it's at.
He’s decided First Class is where it’s at.

This museum is pretty great, but they don’t let you actually get into any of the aircraft areas (Minus the Southwest behemoth they have parked in the hanger).

There’s an awesome Air Museum in Indiana that let’s you get into the cockpit of, what I believe was, and F-14. It’s been several years, so don’t hold to this information. I really hope they still allow that.

My cousins lurved this place, but the rest of the week only got better!
We went out to fly kites, made lasagna cups, watched movies, cooked bundles of food [seriously, these kids can EAT], and went bowling.
I tried to make sure their Dallas experience was memorable, because they won’t be back up here until Thanksgiving!

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Jake’s not as thrilled to have grubarazzi around to photog his food consumption.

Since it’s wicked-hot here in Texas, it’s important to relish the super cold foods, for the entire 3 seconds that they won’t be melting. Our fave stop of the trip? Wendy’s! We just love their Frosty Floats.

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This visit was awesome. I loved hanging out with my cousins and enjoyed the hysterical conversations, family moments and bookstore trips. They’re the only two people I know who will put up with my crazy book love for several hours. Really, they’re the best.

In between outings, we went running, rock climbing, and out to the park.
Get out and spend time with your family. It’s been an experience with these two giants.
My summer would have been quite boring without them.

 

Much love to you and yours,
CerebellumChef

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Dating Advice

 

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Oooh, the good stuff. 

 

Get comfy. Here’s the secret – Put yourself out there!
It’s frustrating to hear that a woman is “waiting for the right guy.”
Let me tell you what…THE PERFECT MAN DOES NOT EXIST! [neither does the perfect woman]

I’m not sure which fairytale, Disney movie, or romance novel you read, but this perfect guy or girl is a figment of your imagination, trapped within the pages of your newest page-turner. Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of wonderful people out there, but not one of them is perfect. Each of our ideas about perfection is different, and it is imperative that you figure out what you find “perfect.”

As for me?

This is my short list:
– He makes me laugh, even when I don’t want to crack a smile.
– He has a good job, and motivated to do better for himself.

That’s it. 

Everything else takes time to build upon.
The beau didn’t know everything about me when we started dating. He became one of my best friends, which made me fall deeper in love.
Finding the right person for you is more-so finding a good person, then allowing your relationship to grow.

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Don’t ever forget this.

Now, my beau occasionally brings home flowers – but a slice of chocolate cake and 2 forks is better. He knows which playlist I’d like to hear, depending on my mood. He knows that at the end of a stressful day, I prefer a five-mile run and a ten minute shower. No bath bombs, no fruity bath smells, no pedicures. Gritty pavement and a long time with my own thoughts. He runs with me, even though it’s not his favorite pastime.
I know that he loves spicy salsa, so I learned to make it – just the way his mom does. I learned that he will try anything I make, but he’ll always give me his honest opinion. I know he prefers to relax by playing computer games, so I give him his own space [and try to learn one, now and then].

You become what the other needs. You work together. It takes time. You’d be hard-pressed to find a relationship that burst into a story-book romance and remained that way.

 

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Maybe…but chocolate-laced kisses taste better.

I tell him everything, because there’s no point in holding anything back. We’ve had some colossal arguments, but always come back together after a while.
No relationship is going to start with a bang and keep on going. Our lives are not a romance novel. Life is messy.
My advice to you is – stop making things so complex. Stop forcing a relationship to fit into your idea of perfection.
Love has to bloom; it’s born in the laughter you share with someone who makes your heart dance.

Love is not lust, don’t confuse the two. Lust is the deep-belly ache you get when you see someone for the first time and feel like your entire world just set on fire. It’s flames only that one person can bring to a bitter cold.
Lust ends in heartbreak, because it feels like you’re writing a brilliant novel, only you end up with a sketchy supermarket tabloid.
Stop looking for the jerks, the one-night stands, or the fixer upper.

Open your eyes to everyone and start seeing people for all the characteristics which make them amazing. Trust me, you’ll see one of these qualities and it will light a conversation.

Let yourself go where the conversation takes you. Be awesome, be you.

 

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Much love,
CerebellumChef

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Strip Mall Sensation – Olive Burger

Technically, this teensy kitchen packs a big punch –> IN RICHARDSON! Ok, so it’s not in Dallas, proper. So what?
About 15 minutes North of Highway 12, exit on Arapaho and charge forward to:

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OLIVE BURGER!
451 W Arapaho Rd, Richardson, TX 75080
(972) 231-5842

Olive Burger is in a quaint, kind of run-down, strip mall on the corner of Arapaho Rd. If you blink, you’ll drive right past it. This meld of Greek+American Diner cuisine stacks up and crushes other lunch hotspots in the area. They don’t deliver (bummer), but they definitely accommodate for call-ahead orders! They’re speedy, efficient, and everything smells yummy!

 

This bumpkin-esque locale is all about the food. The decor is all wrong, but hilarious. There are a few posters of T-Swift, Megan Fox, and oldies-but-goodies movie posters from the 80’s. Max capacity is 49. [Yep, tiny.]

Walk up to the bar, where you can order anything from their extensive menu.

The prices are reasonable, but deceiving! Everything is huge. Really.
We didn’t know what to expect, and our eyes greedily scarfed up half the items.

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The beau chose The Ultimate Cheeseburger and I set my tummy on a Gyro with a side of fried zucchini.
We waited a whopping 8 minutes for our meals. Seriously, awesome service. Our food was piping hot and looked amazing!

 

Thankfully, it was pretty tasty too. the fries were hand-cut, crispy, and full of potato! None of this powdery crud that some people try to pass off as pomme frites. No, these chefs don’t use duck fat, but they do work by the double fry standard. Much love for this.
Their half-pound burger, stuffed with onions, mushrooms, bacon, avocado, and cheddar cheese is pretty damn tasty. My one complaint, the salt level. It was a tad too much for my palate, but it wasn’t like lapping up sea-water. Just a bit overdone. The burger, grilled well, not burned or too rare. The beau lurved it! We were told this was the best burger in Dallas, but we respectfully disagree. The burger was good, but not the best. Sorry, gents.

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Now, the gyro and zucchini. Again, the lamb+beef combo was too salty; much saltier than the burger, so I was disappointed. The zucchini chips did not have enough salt – go figure, right? Their Z-sauce was light and fresh, but needed some more oomph! because it was lacking in the cucumber department.

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Overall, we liked this divey establishment. We will definitely stop in again to chow down.
Let me know when your foodie self stops in for a bite!

 

Much love,
CerebellumChef

 

 

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Southwest Tacos & Salty Apologies

I know! I’ve been away for a few weeks. I’m so very sorry, my fellow foodies!
Life got super hectic! Finals for my students, weekend trips, planning for conferences, planning for graduate school, quality time with my broskis. No worries, though – I’m BACK!

I’ve got so much to fill you in on: New restaurants, new recipes, and an almost-bug-eyed worthy moment when I tell you about my first Vegan cooking experience. Yep, vegan! Nope, we are not going the full-Monty with being Vegan. We’re simply just not that disciplined, plus – we heart us some meat!

My friend Ashli introduced me to a great vegan bakery in Dallas, more on that little gem later.
I ordered the “Ate layer” burrito and have since (as in, for three solid weeks) been craving this decadent cacophony of flavors. What’s even better? You can choose to eat this vegan, or not. The beau wanted chicken, so we added some.

Here’s what you’ll need: 

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black beans (canned or fresh, it’s up to you – following the instructions on the bag if you decide to make them yourself)
quinoa (we used a red bulgur mix)
whole wheat wrap or tortilla, for taco versions
avocado
tomatoes
jalapeños
cheese (NOTE – most vegan cheeses are made with nuts, so be careful if you have allergies!)
mayonnaise
Siracha sauce
chicken tenders, if you want more protein (or can’t seem to go one meal without meat)
Seasoning for your chicken, we used Woody’s Cinnamon Chipotle Rub

 

 

Step 1: Slice & Dice
Dice your vegetables and spread them onto a cutting board. This makes building your tacos/wraps so much faster, getting the yumminess in your mouth tons faster!

One beefsteak tomato, one avocado and 3/4 of a jalapeno pepper.
One beefsteak tomato, one avocado, and 3/4 of a jalapeño pepper.

Step 2: MEAT, baby! [If you’re making these meatless, then skip this section]
Pour 3 tablespoons of the dry seasoning (of your choice) into a gallon-sized plastic bag
Add 1.5 pounds of chicken tenders and seal the bag. — We used tenders for portion control. 
Shake well to coat each tender thoroughly.
Spray a pan with non-stick cooking spray and place on a burner set to medium-high heat.
Place the strips in the pan and cook them for about 3 minutes on each side.
Once cooked through, remove the chicken tenders and place them on a cutting board.
Let them cool for a few minutes while you start putting those tacos together!
Slice them in half and place one half-strip into one taco.

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Step 3: The Sauce
In a small bowl, mix 2 tablespoons of Siracha with 3 tablespoons of Mayonnaise. This is a bit more on the spicy side, so if you want it creamier – add more mayo.

Step 4: Building Tasty!
Using wraps means you can either heat up the tortilla, or not. If you’re using tortillas from a pack, you definitely want to heat them up. They taste better!
We served two tacos per person. Heat up as many as you need, but let me say this – two is plenty!
Once you’ve got the taco on your plate, you can start building.

Add ingredients in any way you choose; a bit of everything. Don’t forget the sauce!
Your finished product should look something life this:

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Drooling? I certainly hope so! Go make some!

 

These tacos were super easy to make, and on the table in under 25 minutes!
Two of these southwestern delights come out to about 450 calories. No need to feel guilty about scarfing these down.
Feel like you need sides? Slice up a cup of watermelon or pineapple for a quick dessert.

Let me know what you think.
Again, you can easily make them vegan by simply removing the chicken tender strips from the equation.
Your tacos will still be equally scrumptious.

Much love,
CerebellumChef